Im funnier in enochian
making people die of laughter since 1999.
the cutest fucking laugh in the history of the entire fucking world ever
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tennants-hair:

simisaurus:

tennants-hair:

i want the tfios movie but at the same time i dont want the tfios movie

do you see my problem

Isaac can’t

THAT WAS FUCKING UNCALLED FOR

johndoomedbutlovingitegbert:

pikanan:

florawrsaurus:

adamspong:

florawrsaurus:

science side of tumblr? explain?

levitate egg sackiatoo

yeah okay thanks hp fandom

the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.

Thank you science side

spockhetti:

wo-nderland:

Once u mess up liquid eyeliner there is no going back

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magnusbane:

AU: Teenager Max Lightwood falls helplessly for the mundane girl Lexie. She is the daughter of the comic book store owner in Brooklyn and she thinks he is just another teenager. Not a demon-killing half-angel/half-human warrior from a big Shadowhunter family.

"Jesus, Max! You are like a damn Supernatural character!" Max wouldn’t have understand that some months ago. He actually didn’t understand a lot of Lexie’s insiders. But he understood that he messed-up. 
Why in Raziel’s name did a stupid Raum demon had to cross their ways on their date. A demon! Max had no other choice than to slay it right in front of her and right now she was freaking out.
"Please, Lexie. I… I just couldn’t tell you. I’m not allowed to, okay? I’m breaking my oath for you as a Shadowhunter." Lexie stared at him like Max was crazy. Well, maybe he seemed like it. 
"I am sorry, Mister Demonhunter…" Max interrupted it her. "It’s called a Shadowhunter or Nephilim." Lexie simply chose to ignore that. 
"What an honor! Really! A oath broken because of me. A simple human. Did you betray God now? Oh, you know what. I… just need to be alone right now." Max froze. No, she couldn’t leave. Not him. Not now. 
"No, Lexie please. Don’t go. This doesn’t change who I am. I am still Max. The Nerd!" He wanted to grab her hand but she pushed him away as if she was afraid of him. 
"No, you are not. You just killed that thing. Like it was nothing. Like it wasn’t your first time. You are killing, Max. I mean, even though it was… a… Demon-thingy… You are a killer…" Her voice was barely a whisper and it hurt him like thousand paper-cuts soaked in vinegar. But it also made him angry.
"I. am. not. a. killer." he said and with that he went away. He couldn’t look at her. He couldn’t see the girl he lost.

yummy-casburger:

you’re welcome bro XD 

spn 9.18

catladywithoutanycats:

pajamaben:

If you ever push a pull door, don’t look like a stupid idiot. just push the door off its hinges and walk through like a champion

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Friendly reminder that Max Lightwood is dead.

mollylynneftw:

caseyanthonyofficial:

colonelmustardgas:

caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just started seeing a new girl and I have to say I like her a lot and I probably will be with her for a very long time

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Haha thanks I cant even believe how lucky I am it took me completely by surprise.

Stop making random letters bold fuckhead

You are right and it wont happen again Im a little tired and im completely sorry I understand your frustration.

This is my favorite thing on tumblr.

icarly-official:

day 29, they still suspect nothing

fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

daffodilwords:

me on a first date

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