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zygoats:

"if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?"
go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out


September 3rd 160,864 notes

burritolover97:

eyebrow game strong? more like eyeBAG game strong. i’m fucking exhausted. haha lol


September 3rd © 305,462 notes

September 3rd © 36,511 notes

Chanyeol bites Xiumin twice


heysoo:

roselalalonde:

thenimbus:

R.I.P. Ato Essandoh

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https://twitter.com/AtoEssandoh

JESUS

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CHRIST

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THIS DUDE.


September 3rd © 156,471 notes
#bless 

opunminded:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you got puns hun


September 3rd © 10,572 notes

darning-socks:

I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S 95°F OUTSIDE WHERE IS MY SCARF


darlinghogwarts:

darlinghogwarts:

Muggleborns gifting their pureblood friends crocs as a joke, and telling them it’s “the highest quality of shoes muggles can make”. Purebloods wearing crocs when they go out into the muggle world, smugly thinking that people are staring because they admire the style and fashion. Lily Evans doing this to James Potter. Harry and Hermione doing this to Ron. 

IMAGINE RON SHOWING UP TO MEET HERMIONE’S PARENTS AND HE’S WEARING FUCKING LIME GREEN CROCS


spookllux:

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this is my favorite homestuck panel because the only person covering their eyes is the one troll that can’t see


September 3rd © 20,223 notes

susfishcious:

susfishcious:

susfishcious:

susfishcious:

I have two potential ID pictures and I know exactly which one I’m going to try to submit

I under stand that my head is tilted by a professional smile???

How is my smile not professional???

Let’s try round 2.

Rejected again.

I’m very confused. I must inquire further. 

LEGITIMATE LOUD SCREAMING THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE DAY I DIE


September 3rd © 58,535 notes

weallheartonedirection:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?


September 3rd © 45,975 notes

sarahjtv:

Seriously, how does he manage to get the whole class to do this?

https://vine.co/v/OBl7Zwjbt97

September 3rd © 1,319 notes

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”


September 3rd © 79,064 notes

deluminator:

oh how the tables have turned


September 3rd © 103,434 notes






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